I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
Spongebob - I Don’t Like
586. Muggleborn Breaking Bad addicts pairing together in potions with frequent shouts of “JESSE WE NEED TO COOK” and challenging professors to say their name. All this with the occasional “yeah bitch” and “I AM THE DANGER” no doubt causes most of the class to become thoroughly confused.
Reblogging for WHY THE FUCK NOT. HAPPY TUESDAY.
on the way home after concerts with your friend like
celestial anime cat being.
When NPCs talk shit but the game won’t let you hurt them
getting outfit inspirations from anime characters
failing math exams like [haikyuu team member voice] don’t mind don’t mind